didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
