"it" just moved
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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