YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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