So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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