i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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