I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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