Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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