hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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