coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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