Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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