I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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