She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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