i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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