sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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