I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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