He is an equal opportunity slut.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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