just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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