Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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