i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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