none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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