Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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