My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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