He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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