hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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