Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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