At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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