Whoa Z and x make the same sound
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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