the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
