worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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