ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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