And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i think my cat just said my name.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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