at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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