Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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