Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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