3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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