I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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