ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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