I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I am naked and annoyed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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