OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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