just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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