Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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