Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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