Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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