I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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