WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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