found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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