We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
