After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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