I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This is not my ceiling
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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