The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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