these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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