Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think my mom watched the whole time
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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