Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She bit a glass in half.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just want nice things and good sex
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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