Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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